Ladies and gentleman, Albert Pujols crushing Brad Lidge’s hopes and dreams and then riding around the bases on a unicorn.
That is all.
(via Viva El Birdos)
this tumblr’s first (and probably only) gpoy - rad gift edition. this is normal behavior right?
pssh yea, if i had a fuckin nickel everytime I saw a god damn ripped viking wielding the shit out of an entrailed covered torso by the spinal cord while riding an armored raptor battling a blue babe fairy on a majestic black unicorn thrusting her spear of destiny hovering over a lake of burning blood. COME ON PEOPLE, GET CREATIVE. fuck.
“Got my babe, got my sweet fucking gold armor, got my unicor-what’s what youre whispering in my ear babe? youre on the rag? AH COME ON! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DONT YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFORE I RESCUE YOU?
get out.”
shameless plug for my roommate’s awesome tumblr. check it out, hes been collecting little bits of print for years trying to start this blog up.
its fap-worthy
i know what youre saying… hey, wheres the unicorn?! listen buddy, youre looking at mother fucking FLYING DOLPHINS and that shit is bad fucking ass. what is that? a sick bonsai tree there? yea, yea it is. have some tranquility mother fuckers. bathe in it.
