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Nov
19th
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jheath:

Ladies and gentleman, Albert Pujols crushing Brad Lidge’s hopes and dreams and then riding around the bases on a unicorn.
That is all.
(via Viva El Birdos)

jheath:

Ladies and gentleman, Albert Pujols crushing Brad Lidge’s hopes and dreams and then riding around the bases on a unicorn.

That is all.

(via Viva El Birdos)

Nov
3rd
Tue
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this tumblr’s first (and probably only) gpoy - rad gift edition. this is normal behavior right?

this tumblr’s first (and probably only) gpoy - rad gift edition. this is normal behavior right?

Oct
31st
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Oct
29th
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pssh yea, if i had a fuckin nickel everytime I saw a god damn ripped viking wielding the shit out of an entrailed covered torso by the spinal cord while riding an armored raptor battling a blue babe fairy on a majestic black unicorn thrusting her spear of destiny hovering over a lake of burning blood. COME ON PEOPLE, GET CREATIVE. fuck.

pssh yea, if i had a fuckin nickel everytime I saw a god damn ripped viking wielding the shit out of an entrailed covered torso by the spinal cord while riding an armored raptor battling a blue babe fairy on a majestic black unicorn thrusting her spear of destiny hovering over a lake of burning blood. COME ON PEOPLE, GET CREATIVE. fuck.

Oct
26th
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Oct
22nd
Thu
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“Got my babe, got my sweet fucking gold armor,  got my unicor-what’s what youre whispering in my ear babe? youre on the rag? AH COME ON! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DONT YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFORE I RESCUE YOU?

get out.”

“Got my babe, got my sweet fucking gold armor, got my unicor-what’s what youre whispering in my ear babe? youre on the rag? AH COME ON! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DONT YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFORE I RESCUE YOU?

get out.”

Oct
14th
Wed
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Remember Paper
shameless plug for my roommate’s awesome tumblr. check it out, hes been collecting little bits of print for years trying to start this blog up.

Remember Paper

shameless plug for my roommate’s awesome tumblr. check it out, hes been collecting little bits of print for years trying to start this blog up.

Oct
9th
Fri
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its fap-worthy

its fap-worthy

Oct
3rd
Sat
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i know what youre saying… hey, wheres the unicorn?! listen buddy, youre looking at mother fucking FLYING DOLPHINS and that shit is bad fucking ass. what is that? a sick bonsai tree there? yea, yea it is. have some tranquility mother fuckers. bathe in it.

i know what youre saying… hey, wheres the unicorn?! listen buddy, youre looking at mother fucking FLYING DOLPHINS and that shit is bad fucking ass. what is that? a sick bonsai tree there? yea, yea it is. have some tranquility mother fuckers. bathe in it.

Oct
2nd
Fri
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I would 100% tap that ass, no condom. on a side not… who missed me?
(via tnkcmndr)

I would 100% tap that ass, no condom. on a side not… who missed me?

(via tnkcmndr)