unicorn wolf lazers fuck you

jheath: Ladies and gentleman, Albert Pujols crushing Brad...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:09:31 -0500

Ladies and gentleman, Albert Pujols crushing Brad Lidge’s hopes and dreams and then riding around the bases on a unicorn.

That is all.

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this tumblr’s first (and probably only) gpoy - rad gift...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:31:00 -0500

this tumblr’s first (and probably only) gpoy - rad gift edition. this is normal behavior right?

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Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:04:06 -0400

pssh yea, if i had a fuckin nickel everytime I saw a god damn...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:05:00 -0400

pssh yea, if i had a fuckin nickel everytime I saw a god damn ripped viking wielding the shit out of an entrailed covered torso by the spinal cord while riding an armored raptor battling a blue babe fairy on a majestic black unicorn thrusting her spear of destiny hovering over a lake of burning blood. COME ON PEOPLE, GET CREATIVE. fuck.

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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:15:48 -0400

“Got my babe, got my sweet fucking gold armor, got my...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:45:00 -0400

“Got my babe, got my sweet fucking gold armor, got my unicor-what’s what youre whispering in my ear babe? youre on the rag? AH COME ON! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DONT YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFORE I RESCUE YOU?

get out.”

Remember Paper shameless plug for my roommate’s awesome...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:19:24 -0400

Remember Paper

shameless plug for my roommate’s awesome tumblr. check it out, hes been collecting little bits of print for years trying to start this blog up.

its fap-worthy

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:03:22 -0400

its fap-worthy

i know what youre saying… hey, wheres the unicorn?! listen...

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 23:45:00 -0400

i know what youre saying… hey, wheres the unicorn?! listen buddy, youre looking at mother fucking FLYING DOLPHINS and that shit is bad fucking ass. what is that? a sick bonsai tree there? yea, yea it is. have some tranquility mother fuckers. bathe in it.

I would 100% tap that ass, no condom. on a side not… who...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:24:39 -0400

I would 100% tap that ass, no condom. on a side not… who missed me?

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you know, generally i dont like to throw this word around. but...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:22:37 -0400

you know, generally i dont like to throw this word around. but to be honest no other sentence comes my mind when i look at this other than:

poodle unicorns have to be the gayest fucking shit i’ve ever seen.

there, i said it.

HAAH! FUCK YOU COLOR BLIND PEOPLE!

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:18:55 -0400

HAAH! FUCK YOU COLOR BLIND PEOPLE!

lady who the fuck do you think youre kidding?! thats gotta be...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:35:00 -0400

lady who the fuck do you think youre kidding?! thats gotta be the worst unicorn costume ive ever seen. in the history of bad costume ideas, unicorn head dangling off your body with a belt takes the cake. youre gonna be the laughing stock of halloween. years of therapy wont reverse the emotional trauma you are about to endure. check out “dat purp unicorn” in the back clowning on you. its already begun!

ladies and gentlemen, meet don juan de unicornico, master of...

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:09:05 -0400

ladies and gentlemen, meet don juan de unicornico, master of boners.

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:50:46 -0400

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Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:53:11 -0400

well shit on my chest and call me sally, my holy fucking bad ass...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:49:04 -0400

well shit on my chest and call me sally, my holy fucking bad ass jacket alarm just went off.

and there you have it folks, the coolest shit you’ll see...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:29:51 -0400

and there you have it folks, the coolest shit you’ll see all day.

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waiter? check please.

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:03:48 -0400

waiter? check please.

i hereby dub you, ridiculous.

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:02:59 -0400

i hereby dub you, ridiculous.